Bailouts R US

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Here is an email I received from my cousin recently. Now I understand how bailouts work, especially at the national level.

It is a slow day in a little Greek Village. The sun is beating down.

Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

A  German tourist is driving through the village, he stops at the local hotel and lays a €100 note on the desk, telling the hotel owner he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to spend the night.

The owner gives him some keys and, as soon as the visitor has walked upstairs, the hotelier grabs the €100 note and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the €100 note and runs down the street to repay his debt to the pig farmer.

The pig farmer takes the €100 note and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.

The guy at the Farmers’ Co-op takes the €100 note and runs to pay his drinks bill at the taverna.

The tavern owner slips the money along to the local prostitute drinking at the bar, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer him “services” on credit.

She then rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill to the hotel owner with the €100 note.

The hotel proprietor then places the €100 note back on the counter so the  traveller will not suspect anything.

At that moment the German tourist comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, picks up the €100 note, pockets the money, and leaves town.

No one produced anything.

No one earned anything.

However, the whole village is now out of debt and looking to the future with a lot more optimism.

And that, is how the bailout package in Europe will work…

We can only hope that the  German tourist decides to visit Italy soon!

Right on the money, isn’t it? Pretty much says it all for us 99%-ers who live in the real world.

Here is the original source

http://learningfromdogs.com/2011/12/03/financial-bailouts-explained/

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